Hey, I'm so excited for date night, it's been so long, I know, it's been so long, but you know what I'm actually kind of nervous because we haven't had a babysitter in so long, like I really don't, even know this person it's. Okay, this was the best rated babysitter on Craigslist. Okay. He had perfect ratings.
I think it's going to be good. Did you just say Craigslist? Yeah, but don't worry. I got it.
Don't worry. Okay, all right, Camaro and Cali so me. And your father are going to be going on date night. And daddy has. Something to tell you guys that's, right, you guys, I found the best babysitter in the world. Okay, you guys can be having the most fun. Yeah, he's like the top-rated babysitter.
So you guys are going to have a blast just behave. What a babysitter I'm old enough to be home alone. Yeah, Camille you're old enough, but Cali isn't. So you have to stay home and chill with your sister. Okay.
And make sure you guys are listening. Okay, don't. Forget, daddy said, he found the best babysitter. So you guys have nothing to worry. About okay, just have fun until we get back all right, mom and dad I'll be listening.
Yeah, you guys can just go on your date. Oh, I love you guys, and he's going to be here 80 minutes. So give me a hug. Give me a moment come on. Oh, oh someone's at the door right now. That's gotta be him.
They're here. Come on smells like rascals over here. Hurry up and up this door. Yeah, I'm still kind of nervous.
It's. Okay. It's going to be good. Don't worry, hi, hi. You order a babysitter, hi you're. The babysitter, uh, yeah.
We ordered. A babysitter right babe, um, yeah, yeah. Okay. Come in. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah.
Welcome. Uh, right this way right this way? Yeah, right through here, straight through here, all right, don't. Don't. Judge it off. Yeah, he looks. Okay.
Seriously. Look at this guy, he could still be a good babysitter. Okay, you just it looks kind of rough, but it's.
Okay, I'm. Not to sure about you guys this? Okay, it's. Okay. It's. Okay, this is the babysitter. Okay.
Okay. This is the babysitter it's. Okay, hey, don't be scared. You know, my. Appearance is not the best, but uh, I've been more eventually fought at 82 and uh, I'm the perfect babysitter. Yeah. Yeah.
You're. Good you're. Good, uh, um Kelly.
Don't worry, Camaro, I'm, pretty sure Mr Johnson has plenty of games for you guys to play. Um, he sounds like he has a lot of trips up his sleeve for you guys. Yeah, you were the number one babysitter on Craigslist. So yeah, you guys would be good you'll be good right? Oh, yeah.
Okay. But we're going to have tons of fun right? Kids. Yeah, all right babe.
Uh, Let's go, yep, our reservation's, uh, yeah. Don't worry. Sweetie. Everything's going to be just fine. Okay.
And now remember I'm just a phone call away. Okay. Guys, love. You Camaro, love. You guys, love.
Furthermore, you bye. Kelly, love. You sweetie, love.
You's. Okay, love you. Okay. All right? Mr Johnson, uh, we're heading out. Okay, you have my number. Yeah, if anything happens, you know, you just give me a call, please, please call us.
If anything happens. You got it. You got it.
Don't worry. The kids are in good hands. I'm going to be the best. Babysitter okay, we're going to send pizza to the house, and please don't hesitate to call. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. We won't be long. You guys have a good time. There's. Nothing to worry about here. All right?
Okay. All right. We'll.
See you in a couple of hours? Okay? See you later, you guys, don't know, what jam for all right?
You little rascals all right? You little read, rags, sit down it's time for the rules. Okay, there's going to be rules in here.
Rule number one, there's, no fun. Rule. Number two, follow rule.
Number one and rule. Number three, keep this place clean because I hate when it's dirty I'm, not clean enough after you and the last rule don't speak unless you're spoken to going to go get some rest shut up. No Kelly, don't say, anything, but he's, not allowed to wear his shoes in the house, don't I'm going to say something don't call me, no, um, sir, um, you're, not allowed to wear your shoes on the couch, shut up and sit down, oh, he's sleeping, and he's, even snoring, I'm kind of hungry, though we have nothing to do I'm. So bored, oh, the.
Doorbell, sir sir sir Tyler, I think he's dead. Your little rascals someone's at the door, all right get the hell off my property, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, all this pizza. Crap.
Ah, sir, can I have some, um, sir I'm hungry today. Can I have some please? Can we have some please Callie? We need to do something this guy's. Crazy. Come on call, mom and dad. Okay, mom.
Dad, please come home. This guy's crazy, he's telling us to be quiet shut up. And you can't even speak, and he's, not giving us any food. You need to relax. You.
Guys are probably not behaving he's, probably just doing that because you're not listening. Okay, you need to just stop complaining, relax, watch TV or something, and we'll be home. Soon, dad, we are listening. What you're on the phone who are you on the phone with give me that phone? Who is this? My parents?
Oh, hello. Hi. How are you doing sir? What is going on? Oh, there's.
Absolutely nothing to worry about sir everything is going a-okay? Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, everything's going just fine I'll.
See you guys soon. Okay, we're going to be home soon. Okay, we'll. See you soon sir get in there, daddy, wherever you are, please just come home. This is such a nightmare. Come sit down all right?
Kids. Listen up. We have to talk. Okay, we're. Listening. Your parents are coming home. Soon you kids, keep your mouth, shut don't say, anything if you say anything I'll be coming back for you.
Okay, we won't do anything we promise. We won't say, anything, hey, guys, hey. Welcome back. Oh, thank you. Thank you tonight. We had a lot of fun here. Yeah, yes.
What. Did you guys do uh, well, I paid the kids' pizza? And we danced.
We had a lot of money. Oh, only gone a couple of hours. Ah, okay. Guys. So you guys had fun, um, yeah, it was great. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Okay. All right. That's. Good I'm, glad you guys had fun. Thank you. It's.
My pleasure, yeah, I appreciate it man, we're, definitely going to call you again, you know, well, see how much fun they had we can go on dates more often, yeah, right. Thank you so much. Mr Johnson we really appreciate it all right? I'll. Walk you out. Thanks.
You. Guys let's go. See you later, kids, girl, mom just told me that the evil babysitter is coming back today. Don't worry, Callie. I got a plan.
So what are we going to do what's? The plan all right? Bye? Mr and Mrs rush. Everything will be.
Okay. You guys have a good night. I'll, take good care of them. I'm back. Rascals.
Look, who's back suckers. Oh, no. Okay. Okay. Mr Johnson will be on our best behavior. All right you little rugrats.
You better. Remember the rules from last time. And this time there's, no phones, give me your. Phones all right, you know, I'll be at I'm going to the same place. I went to last time and don't wake me up for anything. Okay, make sure you guys shut up. Oh, are you ready for this?
I'm? Ready? Okay, let's. Go and do this. Ah, I must have been dreaming. It must have just been a dream who's there.
I don't know, what's going on here, I'm just going to go back to sleep here, Kelly that was so epic. But what do we do now don't be scared? Kids, just let me in I just want to talk to you, we're, not letting you in you're. Not coming in come on just open the door, please, let me in okay, we'll open it, but just don't hurt us.
Okay? What the hell is that are you coming out? Uh, uh, , oh, oh, my gosh, guys that actually worked he fainted let's get out of here.
Oh my gosh. Stinks. Oh, we did that tony that guy didn't want any smoke. Oh, yeah, this is our house.
Yeah. Now, let's watch from TV are the best and this chocolate doughnut, um, this is the best show ever look at him. Oh, stinks. Kids, ah, I'm going to get these raffles. You guys. Want to play pranks on me, you think you had me you guys want to play pranks on me. I've been in war since 82.
I survived everything you guys get over there in the corner. Okay? Okay. Hmm.
Ah, Kelly. What do we do? We can't escape. This time he's watching us. Yeah, uh.
Callie. What do we do? I know let's lock him out the house. Yeah, good idea. Let's.
Do it? You? Ready?
Yeah. Okay. Let's. Do this hey, loser.
They can't catch us. All right? Wait.
Where'd? You guys. Go quick. Kelly, lock it. Go ahead. Okay.
Let's. Go. Let's. Go.
Come on.Oh, that was such a close, one he's, not going anymore. Open this door. Come on open this door, knock me out just open this door.
Jesus. This is too hot out here. Ah, what am I going to do? Hey, how are you doing there? Mr's rush, uh, I'm, good. But what are you doing outside you're supposed to be inside watching my kids? Oh yeah, I actually just need to break a little.
I was out here doing some gardening. Yeah, here. Mr rush. Yeah, just that still a little gardening here for you there.
Mr, Russia, don't worry about that. Gardening, yeah, just a little help right there. What the heck is wrong with you bro. I didn't hire a gardener. I hired you to babysit.
My kids whoare watching the kids right now, uh, it's its actually me just give me one minute. Yeah, get in there. I just seems to be a little problem here. What do you mean? A issue? You're, locked out?
How does that even happen bro? I think I locked the door behind myself, but uh, who's watching the kids if you're out here, locked out whose watching my kids. Wow, Mr rush just. Bare with me, one moment just calm down, sir, you got two seconds to explain yourself right now. Okay, uh. Just give me one minute. What the heck is wrong with this guy.
I got the keys, what? Ah, how you just taste this thing you're looking for these, are you trying to steal my car? Look, I'm, I'm, sorry. Mr rush. You got a lot of explaining to do first you're outside the house, locked out while my kids are inside now you're trying to steal my car. No, sir just go let's. Go give me one reason not to mess you up.
Right now don't, you hurt me, please don't all right I'll, tell you what because you're an old crazy man, I'm going to give you a pass this time, but we're going to go inside and my kids better be all right. Thank you. Thank you.
I'm just old. Man, please, please forgive me. Well, you better get up on your own come on. If anything happened to them, you're going to be in big, big, big, big, big trouble. You understand that water, Sarah, crazy old man, don't, you worry, sir everything's. Okay, yeah.
You better hope. So all. Right let's just go Ali. Are you? Okay? Romero.
Crazy. Old. Man. Did he do anything to you guys?
No, no I'm going to get him. You have to stay here. Where did he go?
Crazy old? Man, you better. Never come back. Uh, god.